So, I thought about it for awhile, and I think I have the answer:
When your heart is light, go to yoga.
When your back is tight, go to yoga.
After a fight, go to yoga.
After a long flight, go to yoga.
When you wake, go to yoga.
Before you sleep, go to yoga.
Depressed, stressed, or maybe blessed? Go to yoga.
Relationship in tatters? Go to yoga.
When it seems that nothing truly matters, go to yoga.
Searching for answers, or the right questions to ask? Go to yoga.
Want to meet new friends and have a blast? Go to yoga.
When you want to learn more about the universe and your place in it? Go to yoga.
Want to learn more about yourself? Go to yoga.
Want to smile more, laugh more, maybe even dance? Go to yoga.
Want to be thrilled when you buy smaller pants? Go to yoga.
There really isn't a reason NOT to go to yoga. It doesn't matter which type you try: Bikram, Sumits, Baptiste, or any other type.